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Women around the world are shedding tears as the news has been confirmed.

J. Long was officially married to the lovely and talented E. Lerner on April 10th, 2009 at a little past 7pm. His suit was described by all who saw it as "perfect."In the immortal words of J. Long's unofficial godfather and his own father....

Hail, Hail, to the lucky ones, I refer to those in love.